Make sure you get captured by the americans. We'll keep you in Gitmo and hook you up with cable, your own personnable laptop and do horrible "Torture" things like waterboard board you which causes no physical harm what so ever. Then once we've dropped water on your face we will compensate you by giving you 200 Million dollars and send you off to a beautiful island so you can live the rest of your life in paradise and open a restaurant with your fellow terrorist friends.
Thanks Obama.